In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning? Two men play 5 games of checkers and each win the same numbers of games.  There are no ties.  How is this possible? If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field? If I  dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada? If a doctor gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last you? An archaeologist claimed he found some coins of gold with a date reading 46 B.C. Do you think he did? How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not a U.S. Citizen? How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge? Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?

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Idiots in the Room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."