OF THE WEEK:
in the Room
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand
up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one
freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider
yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well,
actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to
see you standing up there all by yourself."