Your kid has a gun rack on his Power Wheel.

The dog catcher calls for backup when he visits your house.

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You have a house that has wheels and four cars that don't.



You have a set of twelve matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You list your parole officer as a reference.

People are always stopping at your house thinking you're having a yard sale.


Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.

The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your IQ.



You see an ad that says "Just say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.

You drive yourself to the sixth grade.



Your wife used to be your mother-in-law.

Going to the bathroom at night involves boots and a lantern.



Your wife keeps a couple shotgun shells tucked in her bra for emergencies.

You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen, start your engines!"


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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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