The
perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean. |
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The
perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride |
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The
perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you. |
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The
perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain. |
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He
has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way.
Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
"Cause the perfect man is gay!"
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