3. You've
ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
4. There
is a stuffed 'possum anywhere in your home.
5.
Do you consider a 6-pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment?
6. Your
lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
7.
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
8.
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your
sister.
9.
The U.F.O Hotline limits you to one call per day.
10.
You know how many bales of hay your car can hold.
11.
You've ever used a Weed Eater indoors.
12.
Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.
13.
Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
14.
Your family tree doesn't fork...
15.
You see no need to stop at rest stops because you have an empty milk jug in
the car.
16.
Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
17.
Your watchband is wider than any book you have ever read.
18.
You view duct tape as a long-term investment.
19.
Red Man Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
20.
After the prom you drove the truck while your date hit road signs with beer
bottles.
21.
You've ever been fired from a construction job due to your appearance.
22.
You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
23.
You've ever cleaned a fish in your living room.
24.
You've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend
your sister's honor.
25.
You actually know which leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.
The
Red Neck Quiz
