-
I'll
take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
-
Duct
tape won't fix that.
-
Lisa
Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
-
Come
to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
-
We
don't keep firearms in this house.
-
Has
anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
-
You
can't feed that to the dog.
-
I
thought Graceland was tacky.
-
No
kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
-
Wrasslin's
fake.
-
Honey,
did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
-
We're
vegetarians.
-
Do
you think my hair is too big?
-
I'll
have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
-
Honey,
do these bonsai trees need watering?
-
Who's
Richard Petty?
-
Give
me the small bag of pork rinds.
-
Deer
heads detract from the decor.
-
Spitting
is such a nasty habit.
-
I
just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
-
Trim
the fat off that steak.
-
Cappuccino
tastes better than espresso.
-
The
tires on that truck are too big.
-
I'll
have the arugula and radicchio salad.
-
I've
got it all on a floppy disk.
-
Unsweetened
tea tastes better.
-
Would
you like your fish poached or broiled?
-
My
fiancee, Betty Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
-
I've
got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
-
Little
Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
-
Checkmate.
-
She's
too old to be wearing a bikini.
-
Does
the salad bar have bean sprouts?
-
Hey,
here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen.
-
I
don't have a favorite college team.
-
Be
sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
-
I
believe you cooked those green beans too long.
-
Those
shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
-
Elvis
who?
