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A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item that he needs. A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does. Pass This On To All Your Friends! |
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