The
dog catcher calls for backup when he visits your house.
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You
think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food
groups.
You
have a house that has wheels and four cars that don't.
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You
have a set of twelve matching salad bowls, and they all say
"Cool Whip" on the side.
Your
secret family recipe is illegal.
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You
list your parole officer as a reference.
People
are always stopping at your house thinking you're having a
yard sale.
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Your
four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
The
number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds
your IQ.
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You
see an ad that says "Just say no to crack" and it reminds
you to pull up your pants.
You
drive yourself to the sixth grade.
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Your
wife used to be your mother-in-law.
Going
to the bathroom at night involves boots and a lantern.
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Your
wife keeps a couple shotgun shells tucked in her bra for emergencies.
You
think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen,
start your engines!"
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