1. What is 5 divided by 1/2 plus 3?

Answer: 5 divided by .5 = 10 + 3 = 13

2. I have two coins making 55 cents but one is not a nickel. How can that be?

Answer: Only one is not a nickel, because it is a 50 cent piece.  The other is a nickel.

3. Why are 1977 dollars worth more than 1976 dollars?

Answer: Because $1977.00 is more than $1976.00.

4. What word in the English language does nearly everyone pronounce incorrectly?

Answer: incorrectly

5. In the United States is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Answer: No.  If he has a widow, then the man is dead and cannot legally marry anyone.

6. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

7. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

Answer: All the months.

8. Which is correct - eight and eight IS fifteen or eight and eight ARE fifteen?

Answer: Neither.  Eight and eight equals SIXTEEN.

9. A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is one foot between rungs and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long until three rungs are covered?

Answer: The rungs will never be covered because the boat rises with the tide.

10. Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people in the family?

Answer: 9 family members total.  6 daughters, 1 brother, Mr. Smith and Mrs. Smith.

Score Card

# Correct

Your Rating

0 Sorry to say, but you're an idiot..
1-2 Give it another try.  You can do better.
3-4 I hope you don't embarrass yourself with that score.
5-6 Congratulations!  You're average.
7-8 Way to go.  You're smarter than the average Joe!
9 You just need a genius to get the last answer for you
10 You are a genius.

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